There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
