Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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