Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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