I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
