How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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