from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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