im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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