You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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