I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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