Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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