She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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