I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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