R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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