Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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