Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want her autograph on my taint
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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