Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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