This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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