i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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