People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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