I want to stick my p in your. b.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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