That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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