super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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