Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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