I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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