; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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