the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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