no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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