Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
