Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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