This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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