Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just threw up on my dentist
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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