have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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