u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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