have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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