I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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