But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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