Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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