Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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