I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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