she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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