i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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