I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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