So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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