why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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