What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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