I CAN MOONWALK!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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