I smell stomach acid.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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