what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
