Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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