Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How does one acquire holy water?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
