please come you make the beer taste better
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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