Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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